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Okay, what the HELL is up with the spiders lately? Today is the second time this week that I have arrived at work, gone to unlock my office door, and let out a yelp and a jump when I discover a spider DANGLING FROM THE LOCK. This one was much more active than the last one, which just waved a little. This one really wanted to get acquainted with my keys.
Oh, and that's to say nothing of the baby spider invasion last month, which I forgot to post about in my Baycon reports. Back at the end of May, when I returned home from the airport and parked Tony's car in the garage, I got out, bent to get my sweater out, turned to consider how much stuff I could carry in one trip...
..and came very, very, very close to having BABY SPIDERS ALL OVER MY FACE.
There were several long, torn web strands hanging from the garage door, directly in the path I would've taken, exactly at head-height, crawling with baby spiders.
It looked like they'd been in a web that was stretched vertically across the door, actually, and that this had been torn when the door opened. But HOLY CRAP AIGH. I'm not sure what sort of sound I made, but I just thank all the stars there are that I had turned first and seen them before I started moving. As it was, they were blocking my only route out of the garage, so I grabbed the first thing to hand (ironically, a bag of ant killer) to knock all the webs down. (I don't mind the spiders on the floor.)
The spiders have been SERIOUSLY violating our agreement lately. Couldn't they be doing something constructive, like, say, eating all the ants that keep trying to come in the house?
Oh yes, it's ant time again. Just like last year, if a little later due to the tardiness of the warm weather. And yes, they're trying to HACK MY LAPTOP again. I'm finding more of them on the laptop than last year.
So once again, if you start seeing posts in either tfabris's or my blog that say things like "ANTS R00L SHUG4R IZ AWESUM!!1! I CAN HAZ PEETZA??" or "+++COLLECTIVE 04029481 REQUIRE ASSIST MONKEYS SUBDUED BUT ARACHNID FORCE ENGAGED CODE 09389 END TRANS+++", come by and check on us, would you?
(Also, thank you for all the suggestions from last year; now that I've gone and looked at that post again, we may be adding some of those things to our arsenal.)
Edit: Discussion with jhitchin has brought to my attention that although I'll still be pissed if the ants change my preferences, my data should be safe, because I regularly back things up to the RAID.
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(Okay, seriously I *DO*. I did not even realize what I was saying until Jeff pointed it out! It's all his fault I tell you!)
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